This Is Not For You.

I’m sick.
So, I’ll preface this with an apology.

I went into the kitchen, and got a yogurt.
Again, I was sick. I wasn’t thinking about it.
As I sat down and opened it, and then eating some, it hit me;
I have to review this now. Fuck

So if this is shit, I’m sorry. Haha.

Now that we have that out of the way;

Strawberry Shortcake.

This is a really good flavor.
I’m not saying that because I love strawberries.
Nor because I love strawberry shortcake.
I mean, yeah, that’s partly the reason.
But it’s not the WHOLE reason.

Here check this out;
You know how there’s that one artist you like/love, and can appreciate what he or she does?
You can tell they’re doing things that give their sound a whole new ‘volume’ or whatever?

This is how I feel about this yogurt.
Strawberry Shortcake has this tart, subtle flavor, that just makes it delicious.
It’s doesn’t come off too strong, nor is it too bland.
The flavor isn’t late. Nor does it have a particular aftertaste.

It’s that friend that makes you a mix CD and puts in that one song you thought you had forgotten, but then it comes on and you’re all “OH MY GOD. I REMEMBER THIS SONG.” and jam the fuck out.

The mix of the strawberry shortcake flavor and that equal mix of tartness that makes it stand out.
Harmony, suckas. They got it right.

:D