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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
  1. What is your name and username?
  2. Where are you from? 
  3. Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminum, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY, Polka Dots, Papaya, Penthouse, Subtext, Smile
  4. What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  5. What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  6. What do you call your grandparents?
  7. What is the wheeled contraption in which you carry your groceries at the supermarket?
  8. What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?   
  9. What do you say to address a group of people?
  10. What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval shaped body and extremely long legs?
  11.  Choose book and read a passage from it. Be a wizard or a vampire?
  12. How old are you?
  13. What is your favorite color?
  14. What color are your eyes?
  15. Do you have freckles?
  16.  When is your birthday?
  17. What was the last thing you drank?
  18.  Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life? If so, who?
  19. Would you rather have a million dollars or a million friends? Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Be a shark or an elephant?
  20. Do you speak a second language? Say something in it.
  21. Do you think you have an accent?
  22. End the post by saying any 3 words you want.

The mic cuts off at times and I accidentally skipped a question. THIS TOOK ME ALL DAY TO DO. FUCK.

  1. elementsheep said: I lol’d.
  2. jessibakescakes said: “Puh-paaay-uh” lol
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