Hate, Rain On Me

Pre-review notes/photo observation:

-notice the extra long handle on the spoon, haha.
-No, it’s not that all the cups were dirty and that’s the reason why I’m drinking water from a measuring cup. I just think it’s cool to drink from a measuring cup.
-I like to always keep a toothpick nearby just in case.
-After this yogurt, I have one more yogurt flavor to review and that’s it. ….because the grocery store I go to doesn’t have anymore. Their selection is kind of low. Or I’ve just tasted ALL of their yogurt flavors. I need to go to different stores for more yogurt, yeah?

OKAY. HEREEEEE WE GO:

Pina. Colada.

I not really a fan of Pina Colada. We just never got along.
I usually hang out with pineapple and coconut separately.
So, when they try to hang with me together…
“Sup, bro? P-dawg and I want to know if it’s all good in the da hood if we come swing by yo crib and chill?”
“…uh…I mean. I’d be down, but I have a lot on my plate today. There’s this dance rehearsal I gotta do(lie), I have math homework(‘nother lie), and I gotta help shingle the roof(I really don’t like pina colada, is my point). Sorry broskis, maybe next time?”
“Aw. Word, word. I feel ya. Later, Tunski!”
“Laterrrrrrrr!”

Now, obviously I don’t do ‘dance rehearsals, math homework, or shingle roofs. Coconut and pineapple can’t make phone calls, because they’re fruit and not people, soooo…shut up. It’s my review, I can give fruit talking parts AND a gangsta edge when I’m thinking this shit up in my head.

THE YOGURT. THAT RIGHT. I WAS REVIEWING A YOGURT.
Dude. Okay. Look. I may not like Pina Colada, but dude, this flavor.
It’s not bad. Not at all. Near the end it was a bit ‘bleeeegh’. Mayhaps that’s just a personal thing, though.

It’s like my brain went “dang, this shit is pretty good! Mmm, there’s little tiny pieces of pineapple in here, sweet! Oh? What up, coconut bits! ….wait….OHGOD THIS IS PINA COLADA.”
And then it sends some signals to my stomach to start hating on me. It did but, I had just finished so, take THAT brain. Fuck face.

It’s a good yogurt and like I said earlier; there’s little tiny pineapple and coconut pieces. A nice touch. As a whole, the yogurt wasn’t too terribly sweet and not horribly bland. I liked the balance in this one. But something was missing, I thought. I couldn’t quite put my finger on it….when it hit me!
This yogurt would taste so much better if it was mixed with granola and/or grape nuts!
But I don’t have any.granola and/or grape nuts.
And I just finished this yogurt.

DRATS!

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