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YOGURT REVIEW SHLUH-BAM!
Harvest Peach, ya’ll.
There really isn’t that much to say about this flavor.
Seeing as how it’s just one flavor.
But that one flavor, you guys.
See that face I have up there?
LOOKIT. LOOKIT HOW HAPPY I LOOK.
HARVEST PEACH IS DOPE.
It was like biting into a real peach.
I could almost feel the texture of an actual, delicious peach.
Oh what’s that?
It’s because THERE’S PIECES OF MOTHERFUCKING PEACH IN THERE.
So much yes.
If harvest peach taught me something, it’s that peach flavor is one of the BEST flavors out there.
Peach? yes.
Peach cobbler? yes.
Peach ice cream? yes.
Peach soda? hell yes.
Peach yogurt? FUCK YES.
It’s so good, I’m going to write a poem to the yogurt:
Delicious and true
Peach yogurt, I love you
From the bottom of the ocean
To the tops of every tree;
Dear Peach yogurt,
Please be with me <3
It reminds me of summer and days spent having a gay ‘ol time in the woods,
And I’ve never even done that shit, man.
:D :D
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karloff-kouture reblogged this from theblacktunskamurder and added:
YOGURT. REVIEWS. OMG. CRYING. CRYING A RIVER OF FUCKING TEARS. YOU’RE MY FAVORITE. THE END.
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