Valentin. 28. Texas. I'm a dude. Doing what I can to get by. Using the tools given to me to do so.
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There's nothing that you can do.
The sky is going to crush you.
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pre-yogurt review notes:
French Apple.
Huh.
Well. Okay.
Wait.
Hey. HEY. That’s not bad! Holy shit, French Apple. Let’s be friends!
I seriously didn’t know what to think. The flavor wasn’t bad at first, it was just bland. I guess it took me a bit to get used to, but when I did, AWW BRO. Shit was tasty as fuck.
Side note: what the fuck is a French Apple anyway, and why did Kroger feel compelled to make it into a yogurt flavor?
I googled ‘french apple’, turns out that it looks good. Hah.
I’ve never actually had french apple, but the flavor reminded me of apple pie with cinnamon, so I guess it’s close or whatever.
Another nice addition was the tiny pieces of apple. Didn’t expect that, and wish there were more than just a wee bit.
This wasn’t a bad flavor at all. Especially when the flavor starts to come out.
It’s like a surprise party.
You get home after a long day of work on your birthday(and you had asked off, too! Assholes NEVER give you your day off for your birthday >:[), you sit down on the couch and start flipping through the channels.
Your two friends show and it’s cool, yeah! small get together, nothing too exciting.
It’s cool, though. Then they invite you to the kitchen, because they got you a small cake. Yeah, it’s not the big party you expected, but it’ll do. You’re down for that. You walk in and BAM MOTHERFUCKER;
Friends and huge cake and fuckin’ a party bear or some shit are all there to greet you.
An old naked lady ready to give you lap dances. I don’t know what you’re into, you sick fuck.
That’s how this yogurt was. It was good to begin with, then it turns out great!
:D