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thefluffingtonpost:

Who to Watch in Puppy Bowl IX

We’re just over a week away from the most important sporting event of the year.  That’s right: it’s almost time for Puppy Bowl IX!  The ninth annual event pits some of the most adorable puppies on the planet against, well, other really cute puppies in a grueling test of their ability to… uh… actually, we’re not really sure what the rules are, but it’s a bunch of cute pups running around, what’s not to like?

You can scroll through our picks for puppies to watch during this year’s game in the gallery above.  But be sure to click here to check out the entire 35-puppy lineup!

Last year’s event drew a reported 8.7 million viewers. The Puppy Bowl airs on Feb. 3 at 3pm ET/PT on Animal Planet.  Check local listings.

All photos used with permission of Animal Planet. 

Man calls 911 after receiving suspicious call from his dog

iheartchaos:

Yes, it probably happened just like the above photo. Bruce Gardner was at work, when he unexpected received a call from home. He didn’t hear any voices, just banging and scratching. So he called 911, when it turned out it was just his dog, probably trying to call up some bitches or something.

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Local Pup Not a Fan of Thunder
The office of Nemo the Chihuahua has released a memo that publicly condemns thunder.
“We are unable to see any value in thunder, and regard it as a nuisance and disturbance to our community,” the proclamation reads. “We hope you will stand with us as we stand against thunder (and other needlessly loud noises).”
Via mwheeler1982.

thefluffingtonpost:

Local Pup Not a Fan of Thunder

The office of Nemo the Chihuahua has released a memo that publicly condemns thunder.

“We are unable to see any value in thunder, and regard it as a nuisance and disturbance to our community,” the proclamation reads. “We hope you will stand with us as we stand against thunder (and other needlessly loud noises).”

Via mwheeler1982.