Valentin. 28. Texas. I'm a dude. Doing what I can to get by. Using the tools given to me to do so.
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There's nothing that you can do.
The sky is going to crush you.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Best local news ever.
Maine’s level 68 Orc rogue wins her seat in the state senate
State senate races don’t often get hot and heated, and almost never make national news, but when Colleen Lachowicz’s opponent tried to use Ms. Lachowicz’s World of Warcraft pastime, it was too stupid to not pay attention to. But perhaps that attention did some good, because Lachowicz won her state senate race yesterday. FOR THE HORDE.
Chris Christie bitchslaps reporter who asks the NJ governor if he’s playing politics with Hurricane Sandy
It’s amazing what can get done when politicians drop the bullshit for one god damn second.
Hurricane Sandy uproots tree, exposes a human skeleton underneath
In one of the more bizarre stories coming in the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy, a woman discovered that in the roots of a tree that had been knocked over in New Haven, Connecticut, was a human skeleton.
NYC cop had planned to kidnap and eat up to 100 women
Officer Gilberto Valle, a cop with the NYPD for six years, was arrested today after it was discovered he had a bizarre plot to kidnap, kill and eat up to 100 women in New York City.
Man calls 911 after receiving suspicious call from his dog
Yes, it probably happened just like the above photo. Bruce Gardner was at work, when he unexpected received a call from home. He didn’t hear any voices, just banging and scratching. So he called 911, when it turned out it was just his dog, probably trying to call up some bitches or something.
IHC After Dark: Subway Biting Attack, Retired teacher Gnaws On Young Man (GRAPHIC VIDEO)
- A retired teacher in Guangzhou, China allegedly brutally attacked a younger man in a squabble over a subway seat on Monday, repeatedly biting him until both men were covered in blood.
jesus, dude
‘Louie’ season 4 will be delayed until 2014
Comedian and Actor Louis C.K. confirmed today that season 4 of his show “Louie” on FX will be on delayed hiatus until spring of 2014. Well damn.
Strung Out & The Swellers Cover No Use For A Name
Members of Strung Out and The Swellers recently paid tribute to the late Tony Sly (No Use For A Name) by covering the bands song Justified Black Eye in Las Vegas. Click Read More to watch the video.
