LATE NIGHT YOGURT REVIEWWWWWWWwwwwwwwFUCK.
This one is VANILLA CHAI.
GODDAMNIT. I don’t know what to think of this one.
I really don’t.
It’s good? It’s not? It’s that weird kid from school that everyone makes fun of all the time.
Then you actually hang out with him and, hey! He’s actually pretty fuckin’ cool!
You guys become really close. Hang out all the time.
“Hey, man. Don’t trip. Vanilla Chai is a good dude.”
You got this, man. You and Vanilla Chai. Hanging out after school.
Bagel Bites. Fruit Roll-ups. Go-gurts. Dang, You guys are becoming best friends!
“Wanna go to that park that opened up just a couple days ago?”
“Yeah. Yeah, I do.”
So you and Vanilla Chai go. There are other kids there. Your peers.
They start making fun of Vanilla Chai.
But you defend him. Fuck them! Your friend is really cool and if no one notices, they can go to hell.
Oh, then it starts happening. Yeah, you know.
You start to notice things about your new best friend.
Like how he’s always repeating the same shit over and over.
Or how he’s not actually THAT cool to be around with.
This is Vanilla Chai.
It has this biting sweetness. But it’s very short.
After a bit, though, it just gets annoying.
The flavor gets too flat to easily. I didn’t finish it as I just got sort of disgusted after a while.
This should have been in a smaller cup.
I probably would have liked this more :[