Valentin. 28. Texas. I'm a dude. Doing what I can to get by. Using the tools given to me to do so.
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I’m not going to spend much time on this yogurt review.
So, let’s cut to the chase!
Lemon Meringue flavor.
I was afraid this would be horrible.
I just had a feeling.
But man, this yogurt is like fuckin’ SUNSHINE.
it was sooooooo goood.
Also, like the packaging reads, it’s thick and creamy.
Like dang, thick and creamy.
There’s tons of sexual jokes to be made.
This has a pleasant flavor all the way through. No bad after taste. Nothing bad about it.
Except the part when you finish.
:3!
YOGURT REVIEW SHLUH-BAM!
Harvest Peach, ya’ll.
There really isn’t that much to say about this flavor.
Seeing as how it’s just one flavor.
But that one flavor, you guys.
See that face I have up there?
LOOKIT. LOOKIT HOW HAPPY I LOOK.
HARVEST PEACH IS DOPE.
It was like biting into a real peach.
I could almost feel the texture of an actual, delicious peach.
Oh what’s that?
It’s because THERE’S PIECES OF MOTHERFUCKING PEACH IN THERE.
So much yes.
If harvest peach taught me something, it’s that peach flavor is one of the BEST flavors out there.
Peach? yes.
Peach cobbler? yes.
Peach ice cream? yes.
Peach soda? hell yes.
Peach yogurt? FUCK YES.
It’s so good, I’m going to write a poem to the yogurt:
Delicious and true
Peach yogurt, I love you
From the bottom of the ocean
To the tops of every tree;
Dear Peach yogurt,
Please be with me <3
It reminds me of summer and days spent having a gay ‘ol time in the woods,
And I’ve never even done that shit, man.
:D :D